Could the world fall?

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.