I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

The Web is the new book though, innit?

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?