I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

We all just want to sit on our ass.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

We're just a weed in the universe

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.