It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.