I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
I saw a bee have a heart attack.
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
We're just a weed in the universe