Knowledge is almost annoying.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

You don't get anything done by planning

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.