The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?