People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

Chinese people age overnight.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

Treat the world like a head.

There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.