People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly