I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

Could the world fall?

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

We all just want to sit on our ass.