I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.