Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
Could the world fall?