I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.

I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse