I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

Chinese people age overnight.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.