I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.