Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.

A dog has got human eyes.

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.