Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.