We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for