We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

You don't get anything done by planning

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.