You don't get anything done by planning

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.