Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.