Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.