The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
A dog has got human eyes.
If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
My brain's just full of passwords.