When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

Every problem solved is a problem made.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.