When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about