How would I know which one I was?
The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.