We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.