I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
Karl PilkingtonWe came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
Karl PilkingtonI know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
Karl Pilkington