I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
The Web is the new book though, innit?
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?