We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about

That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.