I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.