I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.