Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.