A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.