I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.