It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I'm basically always on tour.

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.