It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

That's life when you're on the D-list.