I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

I'm basically always on tour.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I am in love with Larry David.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.