I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.