I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

I have a no-apology policy.