I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.