I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.