When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

I'm basically always on tour.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.