When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.