When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.