Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.