Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

My act is based on my life.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.