I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
Kathy GriffinThere's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.
Kathy GriffinDo you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. Itโs incredible that I didnโt die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
Kathy GriffinMost people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. โYou can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.โ Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.
Kathy Griffin