I have a no-apology policy.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.