I have a no-apology policy.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.