I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.