I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?