I'm basically always on tour.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.