I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I am in love with Larry David.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.