That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.