Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.