I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.