If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.