It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.