The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.