I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.