I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.