I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I have a no-apology policy.

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.