When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.