When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I'm basically always on tour.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.