When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I am in love with Larry David.