Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.