Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.