I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I have a no-apology policy.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.