I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.