I have a no-apology policy.
I am in love with Larry David.
Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.
I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.