I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.