I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.