I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.