I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.