I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.