I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
Kathy GriffinThe thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
Kathy GriffinMost people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. โYou can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.โ Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.
Kathy Griffin