I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

My act is based on my life.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.