Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
Home is where the heartache is.