All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.