As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!