Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.