Home is where the heartache is.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts