If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.