It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
Home is where the heartache is.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.