As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!