It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.