Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.