All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.
The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.