As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.