As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.