Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.