living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.