People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
Home is where the heartache is.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.