If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.