People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.